Convenience in a pink tie

Just when you though that mankind had invented every tool required for survival the Thomas Pink commuter tie has made an appearance. This 100% silk tie will give any office going guy an edge in that formal suit and also serve as storage to hold the MP3 player. These limited edition pieces are sold for $100 in Thomas Pink stores (or online) starting in September. Just one question though. Who will use a $100 tie to store an MP3 player, when they have the shirt and pant pockets to do the same? Even a two year old will do that!