Sruli Recht gets you silly Bullet-proof Pocket…The Damned!
The damned can save you from being damned. Confused? Let me clear the air. ‘The Damned’ is a bullet-proof pocket square by Sruli Recht. If you belong to the spy species then this is a great pick for you. But if your attacker has pathetic aim then you are gone for good! The Damned is made of “military grade ballistic protective aramid fiber. If a gun is aimed at you and the slug hits you, chances are you are still gonna be hurt and break a few bones. The only thing that saves your life is the seven layers of the textile that is if you fold it right!
I think it’s a rather stupid product. Why just wear a bullet proof pocket, who knows where you are gonna be shot unless you have a sticker reading’ Hit me here hero’! You can order The Damned at Sruli Recht’s online store for $136.
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