Umbrella Umbrella saves you from elements and is a potential weapon

Usually when I think of umbrellas, I automatically think of London. But this Umbrella Umbrella (yes, that's the name) is a bit too bright with red and white alternating panels. It is a pretty neat umbrella that has features like automatic opening, a metal handle and a 42-inch arc, a matte-black handle and black button on top. Certainly an umbrella loaded with features. And with a heavy handle like that, you can use it in self-defense or just to hit annoying people on the head. To assist you in this task there is a flexible, black wrist strap. The Umbrella Umbrella is available for $14.99 at thinkgeek.com.