Decapitate a teddy bear to have it transform into a USB drive

This Teddy Bear USB drive is for all you sadists who have borne a hate for cute fuzzy little things since you first opened your eyes. The idea isn't original it has been done before. However it wasn't available to the masses like this before and was only a mod. All you need to do here is rip off the head of this cute teddy bear and this cold blooded killing turns the teddy into *gasp* not a headless horse teddy, but a USB drive. Now all you need to do is stick this decapitated bear into your USB port. The memory available here is 1 GB, which is not much to boast of.