Holy Toast Embosser- Mother Mary Bless Us All

Were you bombarded with the stories of Mother Mary appearing on a half eaten toast, which was eventually sold on eBay? Well if you want your own Holy calling, then get yourself the Holy Toast Embosser. Just before you pop that toast in, emboss it with the image and after it is done bite into it for a divine experience. Just for the record, there is no guarantee that eating the embossed Mother Mary Holy Toast will wash away all your sins. You will still have to go to the church and say plenty of Hail Mary! for that.