Iceberg Lettuce Safe for your valuables

Be smarter than those tech-savvy burglars who break into complex permutations and combinations of your digital vaults. This Iceberg Lettuce Safe is the most deceptive place to salt away your pricey worldly goods. It looks like a real Iceberg Lettuce, and has a hidden compartment. The bottom snaps off to reveal a secret hiding place. It is one of the coolest safety gadgets to keep in the coolest place in your house, the refrigerator! It wouldn’t dawn upon any thief that this fresh salad retains your pricey possessions. The only hitch is that the opening at the bottom is just about 1.75 inches (in diameter)…..but I guess that enough to stash away some precious gems and diamond rocks!