LoveTrainer by Sega Toys is hilarious
Either the people at Sega Toys have completely lost it or mankind has taken a turn for the worst. Seriously folks, I wish Sega Toys is playing a joke (a cruel joke). This weird gadget resembles the company’s Body Trainer exercise aid almost exactly and measures your heart rate, providing you with helpful messages during the whole act! Here is a look at just some of the messages that will interrupt you:
The foreplay will now begin!
Please confirm the heart rate sensor!
Your stamina will be evaluated!
The lovemaking will now begin!
Following the beat, make love much harder!
You are making love, at a very good pace!
Making love a bit gentler would be perfect!
Well done! Let’s make love more regularly!
And if the messages are not enough to create the right mood, the LoveTrainer will also pipe in music from your iPod for personal enjoyment. Ahem, so if you think this is the right toy to pump up your lovemaking session, go on we are not laughing. At $80, this toy is definitely hilarious!
Via – [Newlaunches]
