Melted Clock embedded in your satin sheet

Now you can have a clock right in your beautiful satin sheet. It's the Melted Clock, that is, a haptic, touch sensitive alarm with speakers and controls all embedded within your sheet. You will find that the three control icons are embroidered on the sheet and relevant to the operating elements on the outside edge of the bed sheet. You won't even feel the clock, the parts are very tiny. Also, the alarm will go off right in your ears and you can't get away from it. I was worried about washing such a sheet, but apparently that is easily done as well.