Retro Corded phone is really retro!

We've seen quite a few radios and phones that are replicated as retro phones but they've all been a good catch, unlike this one here. The "modern décor red clock telephone" is a perfectly weird looking gush (hush! I know what it resembles) for your landline connection and it's called Integra by Matsui. It's available from eBay seller Aniwak and it's latest bid: $11. The description on eBay says, "We can make and receive calls but cannot hear ringing. There is a clock that works but I'm not sure if it works." That sounds like grandpa.