Sensor Fresh Wand saves your stomach from infections

There are many like me who have a running nose and cold all year round. Hence one of the senses given by god seems useless. Here comes Sensor Fresh meat “sniffer” to be a substitute for your nose. The Sensor Fresh takes more than 2000 readings in less than a minute for Bacteria, so that you don’t eat that stale meat which has been rotting in your refrigerator for more than a week. Hence it saves you from illness and embarrassment (in case guests come home).

The Sensor Fresh wand needs AA batteries and replacement of the sensors after every 200 uses. It steals a $90 from your pocket. Its most suitable for the hardcore meat-eaters.
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