Tampon USB for different Data Flows

I have said this many times and am saying it again: ‘I am bored of designer USB’s!’ But somehow nobody seems to hear me. And everyday there is a new USB in the market. So after the weird Condom USB it is now time for the Tampon shaped USB. This Tampon USB even offers different storage capacities according to every user’s data flow for the day. So choose from some bizarre options like Regular 1GB capacity for regular flow, Super 8GB for a little more and lastly the Ultra 16GB one for excessive flow! Go on, pick the USB according to your needs and let this ‘Tampon’ assure you of safe storage without any leakages.