Good Morning, Madam; With Stephen Fry

You are a lady and you must be spoken to in a dignified and respectful manner, even if it's a clock that is conversing with you. The UK based company Voco is out with the Good Morning, Madam clock that awakens you to the cheerful quips from the magnificent Stephen Fry. This gender specific clock features 150 or so salutations including: "Good Morning, Madam. A gentleman calling himself Mr. Cruise wishes to talk to you." The funniest one has to be, " The Prime Minister called again. I told him that you weren't available, of course. We shan't be treated like that again." Touché!