Heart Knife Block set for valentines

If you are someone who's just been out of relationship or you caught your partner cheating on you, you can send a final gift for valentines. It's the Heart Knife Block which is shaped in the form of a heart and in red (duh!). It comes with five knives – a chef knife, bread knife, carving knife, utility knife and paring knife. On the other hand, it doesn't look too ghastly as compared with other such inventions, as this can look like a huge heart with veins attached (or is biology all messed?).

The Heart Knife Block costs $119.99. This is also great for gifting romantic chefs, don't you think? Maybe use a marker to carve your initials or something? Valentines can get a little lame sometimes.