Table top Stan saves your table from stains

Here’s a story about a boy who sacrificed his life for your (table top’s) wellness. Stan was gazing at the massive people and their huge mugs that they raised to cheer, when one of the mugs was blatantly placed over him and he was crushed to death. Now, he is posthumously glorified because of his wise act of protecting your table top from Coffee and Tea stains. Stan is a cousin of Dead Fred and he retails for $10.