Top 5 divorce cakes…read, laugh and don’t adapt!
After filling you in with great wedding cakes and also some greatly weird ones case in point Katamari wedding cake, we now have for you a top 5 of the best divorce cakes ever. Read them and laugh your ass off!
5. At no.5 is the ‘finally’ cake. It’s a symbol of relief, and emancipation and the couple would love to celebrate the freedom which they ‘finally got!
UFO Cap Umbrella...interesting yet futile!
Is it an umbrella, a cap, or a condom look-alike? Actually it’s all three. The UFO Cap is basically a head-condom which flares at the shoulders to keep rain water at bay. It’s a nice idea to begin with but I don’t think it’ll work. For one it will ruin your hair completely, the water will wash off all your make up and no girl would want that even in dire circumstances. Also imagine how stupid you would look sporting this UFO cap. As a matter of fact, you would look just that…a UFO! Do you think it will work?
Kenzen head massager!
Here is an honest confession. St first the Head Kenzan Japanese massager did freak me out. Looked like to tool used to kill rather than massage people. Luckily that is not the case, (why would the girl be smiling then, huh?). The brush structure is inspired by “kenzan,” a traditional tool used in Japanese flower arranging to hold the flowers in place. This lovely yellow, radial massager is apt, with deceptive looks, of course and creates a perfect balance with its 92 bristles that are not-too-hard and not-too-soft.
Steampunk mobile phone is bulky and useless and we love it!
Egad! Steampunk is at its ridiculous best again and that surely has me interested. Not that I like stuff that’s ridiculous to the T but with Steampunk it’s ridiculous yet interesting stuff. After the Steampunk headset and Steampunk blunderbuss and Steampunk Bluetooth set is another bulky, inefficient phone that I totally dig. This Steampunk phone is a conceptual prototype by Londoner Arthur Schmitt.
50 most powerful women in business revealed…the youngest being only 33 years of age!
When it comes to women with moolah or mind we are equally ecstatic to write bout them. After the survey on the richest women on television comes another list Fortune released its annual list of the 50 most powerful women in business. But this isn’t about who topped it; it’s about a wonder women who is by far the youngest ever to make it to this list. Marissa Mayer, VP of Search and User Experience at Google and all of 33, debuted the list at number 50, and there are no two ways about the fact that she will only escalate in the years to come.
Romantic love bottle charm for mobiles!
A recipe for a good marketing strategy: take a lame object, stuff it with shiny bits and pieces sprinkle some emotional correlation and voila you have something called the ‘Romantic love bottle cell phone strap’. It looks nice and would sell even without the attention-grabber screaming convey your feelings to your loved ones. Apart from that super cheesy gimmick, the rest seems pretty fine. It’s a good enough thing to hang on your cell phone. Looks sweet when shines bright during the day and glows endlessly during the night as it perpetually reminds you that someone somewhere really loves you (I’m crying!!!). $15 and that’s it!
Reversible destiny lofts are uncomfortable and not because they cost $750,000!
Here is another house that will make you blink a thousand times and 990 out of those would be the OMG-this-is-awesomely-unbelievable. The first one was the pink punishment Hello Kitty house that is in no way related to this except that both these are unconventional. Though the Hello Kitty house didn’t do anything other than shock the sh** outta you this fascinating house does a lot more to keep you going. Avant-garde architects Shusaku Arakawa (an artist) and Madeline Gins (a poet) have lately unveiled a childishly wacky/cool apartment complex in the Tokyo suburb of Mitaka. The electrifying element is these houses are intended to be uncomfortable and physically challenging. These plastic-like geometric units are chock-a-block of all sorts of hurdles only the youthful could put up with: uneven floors, balcony doors you have to crawl through, spherical rooms, blinding colours, transparent showers — the list goes on. I have never before prayed to be uncomfortable but I guess its time I did.
KaBling Designer pink cables are pretty and….pink!
My passion for pink is driving me crazy…what with my phone, iPod, speakers, dock, laptop, room, cat (not Hello Kitty, Puhleez), computer and the works all being pink. I did think of colouring my hair pink as for a very long time I haven’t had a chance to lay my hands on anything pink, pretty and equally desirable. Luckily I came across Pink USB & Ethernet Cables that have saved me from the looking like a disaster in pink. Cables Unlimited has partnered with the National Breast Cancer Foundation to produce a special line of KaBling Designer pink cables. The line includes pink HDMI, USB, audio, power chords, and ethernet cables - some of which are studded with Swarovski crystals for that finishing effect.
The big fat geek wedding…celebrated with colourful Katamari wedding cake!
What’s a wedding without a sumptuous, enormous white wedding cake? It’s incomplete. And what’s a wedding with a huge, colourful Katamari wedding cake? An eternal union of geek souls! I’d opt for a wedding ceremony without a cake if it has to be anything like this Katamari cake, damn the good taste. The couple has to be a Katamari video game fanatic (that’s a given, look at them) to have preferred this repugnant looking cake. This amazing Katamari Damacy wedding cake was created by the appropriately named Mike’s Amazing Cakes of Redmond, Washington.
Sega Toys Pet Care Clock sings happy birthday to your pet…so what?
Dunno if pet owner are assumed to be stupid enough to fall prey for anything that has ‘for your pet’ labelled on it but by the looks of it that might just be true. Call it their love for their pets or lack or grey cells that people come up with gadgets like this Sega Toys Pet Care Clock, and the suckers fall for it. A doting owner is expected to remember the pets first day at home, first growl first poop first everything so needing a digital clock to remember your babies birthday is the last thing he might want. On the contrary it might just reveal that this loving owner doesn’t really remember the cats, dogs, pigs’ birthday. What an awful owner! Sega Toys Pet Care Clock is designed to track time. All that's needed is to input your sweetie's size and age, and voila. It'll sing happy birthday every year right on your pet's human age birthday. $40 for that hopeless Sega Toys Pet Care Clock! Stop banking on emotions people!
Retro fridge freezer by Scholtès is ideal for smaller kitchens!
Freeze, I say! Nope this aint a cop warning the guts out of your skin just the consequence of Scholtès RDL 45A famed as a retro fridge freezer with total NoFrost function. This fridge is quite a ranker, what with it being rated 'A' for energy efficiency, offering top notch food preservation in sleek vintage look. It’s got amazing capacity of 412 litres and unpredictably it is just 70 cm wide making it idyllic for smaller kitchen. That’s not where its pros end; you can store plenty of food with the help of Fresh Box compartment, 3 refrigerator shelves, bottle holder, moisture regulated fruit and vegetable bin, egg compartment, butter dish, beverage door shelves.
Metal Ball Stretch Bracelet Watch…tacky!
I am not too much into the whole antique business for various reasons but I’d like to stop at the actuality that I simply can’t come up with the money for them like half the worlds inhabitants. May be that is a key raison d'être for me not going bonkers at the sight for something antique or antique-like. Metal Ball Stretch Bracelet Watch is not an antique but a stretch watch with an antique look. I don’t like it. I have my reasons but let’s not get there. The watch is finished with Alloy Material and Burnish gold Finish in gold Color. Its not a bad deal to get your hands on this or rather get this on your hand for an affordable $27.99 and sport something different as compared to the colourful G-shocks and classics. Besides it doest really look that inexpensive thanks to its appearance.
Tahiti Margaritavillie Frozen Drink Machine for cocktail lovers!
The Tahiti Margaritavillie Frozen Drink Machine is so uber-cocktail-cool you wouldn’t let a party go without letting this baby hog the limelight. A must-have for party animals that are suckers for cocktails, mocktails the works. Drinking devotees have to have this amazing Drink Machine and it features three 24oz-blending jars and it can make awesome frozen concoctions that can be mixed with alcohol. It is even equipped with an ice hopper, which sends shaved ice to the jars.
The Bottega Veneta Maggiore tote is passable!
I love everything that’s subtle and simple but the Bottega Veneta Maggiore tote, though subtle and simple falls short of making that impression. It is a little unsightly to be frank and I wouldn’t really wanna spend my hard-earned moolah on it. But the thought behind this tote is interesting. Bottega Veneta Maggiore tote is named after Lago Maggiore on the Swiss Italian border due to the green hue found in the lake sometimes. The tote features an impressive two tone design mixing Bottega Veneta’s signature Intreciatto woven leather with python skin and the interior is lined with suede. The Bottega Veneta Maggiore Top Handle Tote features two separate compartments and is available in extremely limited numbers in Bottega Veneta stores worldwide. If you have better choices then I am sure you can do without this!
Headphones that welcome the noise and save your life!
Considering the hiking prices of fuel and the increase in number of people turning to bikes as their only source of conveyance, the Semicircle headphones designed by Seohyun Baek are indeed a necessity. Let me elucidate; Problem is most of today’s headphones are designed to filter out background noise. That’s not very safe for a bicyclists since hearing what’s coming is important. The Semicircle headphones are designed to fit in your ear without blocking background noise.
