All Men Are Bastards Knife Block

Gear up women; we have a kitchen product which is going to blow the wits out of your man! If you've got some aggression to vent out and besides needing a place to store your kitchen knives, this creation is just for you. All Men Are Bastards knife block is sculpted into the shape of a male which, depending upon the order of insertion becomes the recipient of a torturous overkill. Designed by the Italian design guru Raffaele Iannello, the 'Voodoo' dubbed as 'All Men Are Bastards' knife block, is destined to find its place among the greats in the top design museums of the world. It comes with five stainless steel knives - a paring knife, bread knife, carving knife, and large and small chopping knives.

The blades are protected in the rear by a clear plastic sleeve and are secured in place by small magnets. The only color it comes in, in fact, appears to be blood red. It is the perfect gift for men-hating women to either give themselves or the object of their scorn…..and all for only $ 114.5 (£59.95). Sorry guys, we don’t want to hurt your sentiments…we are just posting something we found so damn amusingly ghoulish.
Size: 41 x 36 x 29cm