Drink straight out of your bra

Bras are important, but they just got to be a whole lot more fun. You've gotta take a look at the WineRack Bra. This amazing invention holds up to 25 ounces of bootleg, that is, a bottle of wine, two frozen margaritas or whatever else her poison is. It is a comfortable sports-style bra with boob enhancers, two polyurethane bladders affixed with a flexible tube straw and adjustable sipper. It increases the size of your curves by two sizes when full, but as you keep drinking, it's going to deflate. Oh well, no one's going to notice once they get drunk. I'm sure boys are going to love this party bra. I'm sure some girls would wear it to work as well. It's available in small ( 32A - 36A) and medium ( 34B - 38B).