Insta-Beard to disguise you as a man

I don't know what it with fake beards and moustaches, but girls seem to be wanting to sport these. I mean, we already wear pants, do we really need a beard as well to fully transform into a man? Some might think this woolen beard looks cute, but I'm not impressed at all. Keep up your feminine grace unless of course you need the beard for Halloween or a play you are acting in! You can get it over at Etsy if it really appeals to you. It might be a man's world, but we don't need to prove that by putting on fake beards!