Pump out yummy marshmallows with the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster

I don't know who would want to shoot marshmallows at anyone, but every war needs this kind of a weapon. Imagine a fun blaster that shoots marshmallows rather than bullet, you'll have your enemy happily surrendering to you. The Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster seems like something you will use to hurt your friends and not enemies. I'd totally love having marshmallows blasted at me. It would probably blast my diet to hell, but who cares. This clever pump-action single shot device fires standard marshmallows up to 40 feet. Get me this fun device someone! It's available for $55 here.