Women make longer and more expressive SMSs than men

The things people discover. The inevitable is not far behind, as was proven by a researcher at the Indiana University. Apparently women text much more than men and men talk much more in slangs than women. Such an obvious fact. Why would you need a geeky researcher to tell you that? Men wouldn't be bothered to write a long message because it takes effort, which they aren't known for especially when it comes to irrelevant things like messaging. Women just have the knack because that is how the female species are programmed. The researcher, Susan Herring also found that women are more expressive in SMS than men. That is why we women are called the drama queens. Duh! You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know these things.