Control-A-Cat Remote Control: Plain worthless

I never thought owning a pet could cause mental stress or affect ones sanity. But I guess I was wrong. Especially, if you own a cat that you can’t train. Don’t agree? Have a look at the extremely pointless gadget that goes by the name Control-a-Cat. Definitely made by some poor frustrated soul who has lost all hope in trying to train his kitty, this gadget is just worthless. This gadget is a remote control that works not on batteries but wishful thinking! Simply point at your cat, press buttons on the remote and hope for the best. With buttons for "Stop Scratching", "Show Affection", "Remain Aloof" and others, this gadget hopes to help you control your kitty. This novelty 21 button remote control is not even a funny gag gift. It’s just pointless. I seriously pity the poor failure who invented the gadget.

Priced at $8 and measuring 5.5" x 2.2" (14 x 5.5 cm), this extremely non useful device is available at Thinkgeek. But I insist we buy this gadget and help the poor maker regain his sanity.